STAY AT THE DOCK STUPID

STAY AT THE DOCK STUPID!

Being stupid is not a sign of being and top angler. There are days that the boat should stay at the dock! Here are some tips that may help:

#1.) When a “Frankencane”-hurricane has been predicted to hit your area for no less than    eight days you may need to stay at the dock!

#2. When trees are snapping off and the wind is howling in excess of fifty — you may need to stay at the dock!

#3. When the salt spray in the air is so thick you need another beer before eight A.M., –you may need to stay at the dock!

#4. When the inlet is closed out with 15 foot combers and eight feet of white soup on each — you may need to stay at the dock!

#5. When the red and black hurricane warning flags are posted and tearing  in the wind– you may need to stay at the dock!

#6. When the entire town has been forced to evacuate due to potential tidal surge — you may need to stay at the dock!

#7.) When the dock is submerged and the water is lapping over the sea wall into the parking lot — you may need to stay at the dock (with double lines) !

#8) When the screen on your radar looks like a red and yellow finger painting — you may need to stay at the dock!

#9) When the DOT and FEMA has closed all access across all bridges from the mainland due to weather conditions — you may need to stay at the Dock!

#10) When eighteen National News snorkel trucks are in the area, with news anchors standing out on the beach in foul weather gear, in fifty+ mile per hour winds giving news reports about storm surge flooding— you may need to stay at the Dock!

#11. When the entire town is boarded up, no one has gone to work except emergency personnel, and the only people out a about are standing on the beach wondering “what in the heck is he thinking” — you may need to stay at the dock!

#12. When the surf has destroyed the local fishing pier in the past four hours or so — you may need to stay at the dock!

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